Some relatively-obscure beer quotes, with our brief commentary:
We like that, too:
It's very hard to get pretentious about beer. You can become knowledgeable and start to talk with a highfalutin' vocabulary. But you can only go so far with beer, and I've always liked that.
Source: Fritz Maytag, Anchor Brewing
Leave it to Dave:
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
Source: Humorist Dave Barry
Would this work in Iraq?
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
Source: Queen Victoria
The true artisan:
If you are doing this just because you want to make money, your beer has no soul.
Source: Brewer-owner Brock Wagner, St. Arnold Brewing Co., Houston, Texas
Thanks, Real Beer.