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# (Untitled)
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/180/
- Published: 2005-03-01T13:47:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-05-18T10:12:07.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

**Thanks,** **GM**  
  
While perusing our most-recent issue of **Gilbert Magazine**, we found interesting news that had escaped our roaming mouse. Here are two items:

"Chris Cranmer, 24, a non-commissioned officer in the Royal Navy, has become the **first registered Satanist** in the British armed forces. The designation gives him permission to perform **satanic rituals** aboard his ship and have a funeral carried out by the Church of Satan if he's killed in action. 'From a military perspective, I believe in vengeance,' Cranmer told the *Daily Telegraph*. 'I don't consider Satan to be an intelligently external force in my life; instead I consider it an empowering internal force.'"

"A company called Cornfield Electronics has developed a keychain fob that lets you turn off most TVs, whether they are in your home, the pub or even the airport. It is a **universal remote control**, with the only necessary button: the "off" switch. Inventor Mitch Altman, 47, got the idea when he was with friends at a restaurant and found everyone glued to the TV instead of talking. How have people responded to this product? Within two days of posting it on his website, [http://www.tv-be-gone.com/](http://www.tv-be-gone.com/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com), the company was sold out."