Lonely French Farmers

Why does it have to be lace? Oh yeah, it's the French:

Watch out, Victoria's Secret -- a French artist has designed lingerie for cows.
Florence Lukas designed the bovine clothing.
However, the cow bras have a serious purpose.
They offer support for the cow's udders, which can weigh more than 100 pounds when filled with milk.
The colorful lingerie was designed with the same type of lace often found in lingerie for women.
Lukas was able to find models for the new lingerie in the Normandy region of France.

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