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New Meaning to "Johnson & Johnson"

It appears the Johnson Fellas (a/k/a Johnson & Johnson) continue their corporate promotion of homosexuality. Link. Excerpt:

Johnson & Johnson has placed an ad for its Tylenol PM product in the July 19 issue of The Advocate, the nation's leading homosexual magazine.
The ad shows two shirtless men in bed side by side. The text over one reads: "His backache is keeping him up." Over the other: "His boyfriend's backache is keeping him up."
Click here to see a copy of the ad. (Be warned, it is offensive)
You probably aren't aware that Johnson & Johnson is also a charter advertiser on the homosexual network LOGO. Thanks to Johnson & Johnson's committment to financially support homosexuality, it is only a short time before this premiere homosexual-based network will become a part of your local cable package (if it isn't already). While Johnson & Johnson voluntarily helps get the network off the ground, you will be forced to pay for it as part of your regular cable bill.

Link.

Two more nuggets (Warning: These links take you to the Johnson Fellas' home page; for all we know, it could expose your computer to homosexual porn spyware (note to Johnson Fellas: We realize you probably have no sense of humor, so let us assure you that the spyware threat is just our attempt to be funny)):

The Johnson Fellas' commitment to diversity: Link.

Johnson Fellas products: Link.

The latter link is for your boycotting purposes. The product list isn't organized well, so here are a few big product names: Johnson's Baby Powder, Tylenol, Band-Aid, Acuvue. We're not big boycotters, but we do a lot of "soft" boycotts. Soft boycotting consists of keeping a vague list in our heads and avoiding the products if not inconvenient or overly costly to do so.

Instead of memorizing product names, you could just put this image in your head, although it might make you feel hurlish:

Of course, any boycott of baby products by heterosexuals will just cause the homosexuals to rush out and buy more of those products. Oh wait . . .

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