Received in an Email
"Speaking of shopping, every year Randy and Mary and Robin and I go on what we call our 'gay shopping trip,' because we start at that faggy coffee house, then Randy and I have to go to the Home Depot to wipe the gay off. Well, found out that Home Depot is pretty good at supporting gay pride parades, never knew that, so we're off to Gander Mountain instead. I'm officially boycotting Home Depot from now on. Menard's and Lowe's has better stuff anyways."
