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# Monkey Attack
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/1669/
- Published: 2005-07-13T20:10:50.000Z
- Updated: 2005-07-13T20:10:50.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

> Authorities were searching Tuesday for a monkey that escaped his cage and bit a man before fleeing. Noble County Sheriff Landon Smith said two monkeys escaped from an outdoor cage, but one was soon captured by the owner.

[Link](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ESCAPED%5FMONKEY?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2005-07-12-18-55-40&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

If the monkey were a chimera, he probably would've stolen the man's smokes, too.