We hate to mention Paris Hilton on this blog. It's kinda like talking about dirty underwear or body functions. The mere mention would seem to pull down a site's urbanity by at least 10%. Nonetheless, we found the following story disgusting and humorous:
The self-described "American royalty" wants to host a fairytale ceremony in London, at St Paul's Cathedral, Westminster Abbey or Windsor Castle, and sees no reason why the royal family shouldn't let her, Hello magazine has reported.
"I've always wanted to be a princess on my big day and only a wedding in England could make that happen," Hilton said.
But there's just one hitch: only British royals or heads of state can marry in the historical venues, a fact which doesn't seem to faze the party princess.
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Thing about Paris Hilton is, she's not good looking. Besides being the poster girl for socialists who would like to destroy our free market system ("When tramps like that gets on top, the system must be broken"), she's flat-out unattractive.
