Porn is Even in the Hamburgers!

They're looking for a McDonald's worker with a bad disposition who spends a lot of time looking at his keys:

Penny Needham of Madison Twp. said she pulled up to the drive-through window of McDonald's on North Verity Parkway at 6:15 p.m. and ordered a double cheeseburger for herself, and food for two others. Needham then drove to her Aljen Road home to eat her meal, she said.

"I took a bite of the hamburger and bit down on something hard," Needham said.

The object, she said, was a metal key chain, shoved between two beef patties, depicting two people engaged in a sex act.