Thursday

Horror in Different Forms
Old ads like this one crack me up. * * * * * * * "FDA: 'Female Viagra' falls short." Well, yeah. They don't have penises. * * * * * * * What would we do without scientific studies? "In a new study, European researchers found obese women had more trouble finding a sexual partner than their normal-weight counterparts." The article says obese men don't have the same problem. Thanks for that. Let me lay it out for the feminists who don't get it: Men look for physical attractiveness. Women look for money. It's exceedingly hard for a fat woman to have the former, but a fat man can have the latter. I know all this "hard-wired sexism" sucks, but we're going to have a hard time legislating it away. I'm sure someone will try, but for the time being, both sexes will pursue their different shallow preferences. * * * * * * * Ten horror movies every person should watch. It's a good list, but I've pretty much sworn off horror movies for the same reason T.S. Eliot wouldn't read Flannery O'Connor: the horror sticks in my mind and doesn't go away. I keep thinking about it, and I think it hurts my mental development in the long run. My proclivity for horror movies as a young man probably contributed to my penchant for keeping corpses in my basement listening to the music of Wagner. * * * * * * * A college alumnus tells it like it is. Great stuff. PG-13. * * * * * * * The previous link has further links to some interesting books. I ordered No Sucker Left Behind: Avoiding the Great College Rip-off. I'll let you know what I think. * * * * * * * Related: The federal government take-over of health care the student loan industry. * * * * * * * I also ordered this new book yesterday: Bourbon for Breakfast: Living Outside the Statist Quo. Vacation days are coming, and I'm stocking up on my summer reading list so I can get even more behind in my pile. * * * * * * * Some killer Kimmel: "There are a lot of differences between basketball and soccer. For instance, in basketball, something happens" and "The best way to watch soccer matches is to TiVo them and watch them at double speed. That way you can see them not scoring goals much faster."