First Jane Seymour, Now This

This trend has gotta stop before we all go blind:

Entering the final leg of a $4 million building fund drive, Dietert Senior Center leaders are considering a non-traditional way to raise cash: a naked-biker calendar.

A graying local cyclist proposed the risqué revue to close the $1 million shortfall that remains after nearly a year of selling pies, auctioning quilts, printing cookbooks and tapping residents and foundations.

"He suggested we take pictures of them on their bikes stripped, hiding the important parts, of course," said Jacques Duhr, president of the center's board of directors.

"We just thought it was hilarious," Duhr, 65, said. "I wouldn't be opposed to it, to tell you the truth."

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Great insight here:

A racy yet "tasteful" calendar would help dispel outdated notions about seniors, who make up about a third of all Kerr County residents, said Woods.

"The calendar may change the way people think about being older," she said, conceding the idea would likely surprise her board and clientele. "The whole concept of aging is changing."

We wonder what concept he's talking about. The concept that says a person oughtta order his soul before he meets his Maker?