With Friends Like These
We don't know whether we're more offended for the friends or the muskrats:
Some Danish zookeepers violated a cardinal rule of animal care when they slaughtered 50 muskrats and other beasts – and then served the meat to friends.
"A single muskrat serves up to four people," elephant keeper Peter Jensen said. "You just have to avoid saying what it is before your family has eaten it because it sounds disgusting."