Arrested for Animal Cruelty?
Sam Brown, 21, had staggered out of a bar in the early hours and came face-to-face with two mounted officers.
Sam, who is studying English at Oxford University, approached one of the cops and asked: “How do you feel about your horse being gay?”
He was taken to a police station and held in a cell until morning – when he was given a fixed penalty fine of £80 for public disorder.
A police spokesman said: “A man was arrested drunk and shouting homophobic comments at a police horse.”
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Not that there's anything wrong with having a gay horse.
