A new edition of the Gospels of the Bible for the first time shows Christ as a woman, named Judith Christ of Nazareth, and God as female. In all other respects, the classic texts of the Gospels remain unchanged.
The publisher, LBI Institute, has released this new Bible entitled: "Judith Christ of Nazareth, The Gospels of the Bible, Corrected to Reflect that Christ Was a Woman, Extracted from Matthew, Mark, Luke and John." The book is available in bookstores and online.
"This long-awaited revised text of the Gospels makes the moral message of Christ more accessible to many, and more illuminating to all," says Billie Shakespeare, V.P. for the publisher. "It is empowering. We published this new Bible to acknowledge the rise of women in society."
This new Bible includes: The Parable of the Prodigal Daughter, The Lady's Prayer, and other revised favorite passages . . .
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We're not sure how to respond to this, but no matter. Regular readers of this blog will either be too sick to read our analysis or laughing too hard to see the words on the screen.
We will, however, accept this as a tacit admission from the feminists that it matters, at some level, that Jesus Christ was a man. If it didn't matter, why bother with such an outrage?
Thanks, Zorak.