A Southern writer provides this handy list of ten things you must do to be a Southern Gentleman:
1. Open doors.
2. Carry heavy things.
3. Mean it.
4. Make a living.
5. Live your beliefs.
6. Abolish government.
7. Do unto others.
8. Smile.
9. Be responsible.
10. Expect resistance.
For an explanation of each, go here.