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- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/11253/
- Published: 2009-09-25T11:24:15.000Z
- Updated: 2009-09-25T11:24:15.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

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I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just taking a \*\*\*\*".

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.

I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"