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Another guy who doesn't want to wait in line when he gets to Hell:

A Chatsworth man has been charged with using a church's banking information to buy Internet porn.
Robbie Lee Ritchie was indicted Thursday by a Murray County grand jury on 12 counts of financial identity fraud.
Authorities say Ritchie used a bank account number belonging to Central Church of Christ in Dalton to access pornography Web sites numerous times last summer.

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