Joke
A University of Michigan grad and a Michigan State grad were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The MSU grad shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The UM grad turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
Shopping
Ashamed to say, but I'm tempted:
TV
My kids have been watching "Monster Quest" on TV. It's a show where "investigators" look into the truth behind the Loch Ness Monster and other creatures. Is it just me, or is Big Foot/Sasquatch the monster-of-choice for rednecks?
