He Got Porn! He Got Porn!

Is this becoming common? Other people go onto a person's computer and view/download porn with it? What then? They call the police and say "I have reason to believe Pastor MacDonald has kiddie porn on his computer"? Odd and insidious stuff.

A man has been accused of breaking into a church and using the pastor's computer to look at Internet pornography. Donald R. Kendrick, 29, was arrested Tuesday night after a scuffle with Charleston police Cpl. T. George, who was responding to a report that a light was on inside the First Presbyterian Church.

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Reminds us of Dan Ackroyd trying to plant drugs in Eddie Murphy's desk in Trading Places. In the movie, though, Murphy throws away the drugs, but keeps a joint for later. Let's hope the Pastor doesn't respond similarly.

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