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Netherlands to allow public sex in its Central Park? Alderman Paul van Grieken has plans to allow public sex as part of this summer's new rules of conduct for the country's best-known park, Vondelpark. Alright, it's a stupid and immoral proposal, but what fascinates me is the Alderman's mindset. It's one thing to ignore immorality (heck, it's why I have a split personality), but to take the time to push for it? Is this the higher purpose that drives the Alderman, keeps him up at nights? "We need more sex in the public parks. How can we get this through?" Whatta pitiful nimrod.
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Proof that females are evil, a clever combination of cliches and correct math:

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It's Holy Week. You may want to make this holy card destination a quotidian stop for the next seven days. Probably the best Catholic niche blog on the web.
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The Catholic Church needs Mexicans to retain its numbers, 1/3rd of native-born Catholics have left the Church, conservative Protestant denominations are doing well . . . or maybe not. Alan Wolfe breaks down the most-recent Pew survey of U.S. religion.
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The non-shocker of the week: Start Writing the Eulogies for Print Encyclopedias.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day:

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland "

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am"

The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street did you live on in Dublin?"

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I. So did I. And to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."

The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, a woman walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender, walks over to her, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight"

The woman asks, "Why do you say that?"

"The Murphy twins are drunk again."

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