“In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to give to the other.” Voltaire.
Actually, that’s not a humorous quote, but it’s rare you’ll see me quote Voltaire. And it’s dead-on accurate.
“The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards.” Billy Connolly.
My oh-so clever spin: “The great thing about Detroit is that . . . “.
“When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him.” Jonathan Swift
“I like Demi Moore. But that’s because I have no taste.” Joe Queenan
I once talked with Queenan over the phone. Heckuva nice guy.
“Bernard Shaw has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends.” Oscar WildeBookmark it: del.icio.us | Reddit | Slashdot | Digg | Facebook | Technorati | Google | StumbleUpon | Window Live | Tailrank | Furl | Netscape | Yahoo | BlinkList