Random Quotes
"In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to give to the other." Voltaire.
Actually, that's not a humorous quote, but it's rare you'll see me quote Voltaire. And it's dead-on accurate.
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"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards." Billy Connolly.
My oh-so clever spin: "The great thing about Detroit is that . . . ".
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"When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift
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"I like Demi Moore. But that's because I have no taste." Joe Queenan
I once talked with Queenan over the phone. Heckuva nice guy.
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"Bernard Shaw has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde
