I ain't Samuel Johnson, but I've occasionally given it a try:
Onolatry: The worship of donkeys or asses. “Americans engage in onolatry, as evidenced by its attitude toward movie and rock stars.”
Pishachi: A female devil or ghost, especially one that dislikes travelers and pregnant women. “The feminist movement has traditionally been filled with pishachi.”
Vaticanism: A neologism, meaning “Church control of morality through the state, generally accomplished through nefarious means that only rednecks can discern.”
Eiron: A stock character in Greek comedy who pretends to be less intelligent than he really is. The word “irony” derives from the pretence adopted by the eiron (which should give you a clue about its pronunciation). “Is he an eiron or just a moron?”
Crapulous: Relating to drunkenness or the drinking of alcohol. “Give me the crapulous, never the serious.”
Lyssophobia: A fear of rabies so extreme that the sufferer manifests symptoms of the disease. “Let's hope there's nothing like lyssophobia for fear of homosexuals.”
Misopedia. Hatred of children, especially one's own. “As a father of seven small children, misopedia disgusts me. But I understand it.”
