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Today John McCain said the shutdown was, quote, one of the most shameful things he's seen as a senator. That's from a guy who saw Lincoln get shot.
In a new interview, the Dalai Lama endorsed medical marijuana. So now we know why the Dalai Lama sits around in a robe all day.
Researchers are in the process of creating an underwater Wi-Fi network. Finally a way for people to tweet "I'm drowning."
